aye guys..this been bothering me for a loong time now..still wondering is life betta as a guy or girl..? ur thoughts count =)
i've been thinkin it through and ive found the pros and cons of both sex.
Girls -Pro
- Manipulate Men
-Lesbians not as bad as Gays
-Girls toilets are daaaaaaaamn better then guys( at least u dont slip on stuff u dont wanna know wat it is)
-Girls are more easy to get along with
- Girls can were all sorts of clothings and still look good. e.g if guy weres lingerie :/ wont be as good lookin :S
- well thats all i can fink of rite now
Girl- Cons
- Bloody goes insane at least once a month
-Chance of getting attacked by hobos and getting stuff done is quite higher compared to men..
-Childbirth is bad :/ its like doing a really big poo for 12 hours straight :S
-not as physically strong but theres exceptions ( shirley beats me up ='(
-Seems to be quite vunerable when it comes to age/weight. 2 fings u should neva ask a girl unless they want to be asked but yea i dont know anyone.
-all i can fink of.
ok now for guys
Guys- Pros
-Ooo its ok to be fat just dont be super fat and cannot walk
-we are strong, we are invincible we are maaaaaaaaaaan!
-guys dont tend to get attacked by other men. only worry is about droppin the soap in the shower at prison, just make sure u squat not bend. squatting saves lives!
-we dont need to bive birth =)
-we are looked more as a powerful compared to women.
Guys - Cons
- 1 kick in the jimmy = KO
- farkin toilets are soo bad( y cant those assholes aim properly instead of shootin each other, jeez its like theres a sausage fest in the toilets)
- We are slaves to the women! ( well i am wat about u :O) im jk =) or am i?!??!?!
-we cant wear any fancy lingerie that women wear =(
-Always required to be seated as someone good lookin walks by... u'll get the drift..
-The boss always has a mind of its own, we just work here :/ ( hard 1 to explain =))
well this wat i came up with and i found that its betta to be a girl i rekon.
damn its like 5:30 in mornin already need sleep -.- but cant sleep group meetin in 4 hours T_T
see u all soon!